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hey there! my name is Kristin. I generally just reblog things, but occasionally I post things. i am currently trying to remember to tag things, feel free to send me a message if you want me to tag for anything. all my personal posts are tagged under personal and my other rambles are tagged under "cassia loquit"
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Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse

50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes 

Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?

50 Shades of Glorified Abuse

50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use

Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 75,364 notes
lichtenstrange:

capaldicantflythetardis:

theimpalasociopath:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.



Why do we have a gif with a perfect description for a random image that someone accidentally found on the internet there is something not natural about this

it is rather
supernatural

lichtenstrange:

capaldicantflythetardis:

theimpalasociopath:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Why do we have a gif with a perfect description for a random image that someone accidentally found on the internet there is something not natural about this

it is rather

supernatural

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 76,856 notes

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 102,244 notes
queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!
use a red lipstick covering the outlines
pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:
http://youtu.be/-pYuvb3Iv4E

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 304,053 notes
me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers
2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 12,154 notes
vanconcastiel:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

I want all if these

I could hear the Misha one so clearly

vanconcastiel:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

I want all if these

I could hear the Misha one so clearly

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 2,342 notes
femmeanddangerous:

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

femmeanddangerous:

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 61,900 notes

mshoneysucklepink:

beautifulhigh:

bjnovakdjokovic:

neonxwhales:

mediclopedia:

Some of the ways our organs communicate with each other… This is scientifically correct.

I MAKED THESE

Fun fact: my mum had her gall bladder removed a month ago. When I found that comic I emailed it to her. It made her laugh, it made her consultant laugh, and she put it at the front of her medical folder for her hospital stay.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt sadder for a gall bladder in all my life.

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 197,078 notes

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 247,683 notes
ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 30,691 notes

sixpenceee:

never

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make

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fun

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of someone

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for something

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they 

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can’t

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help 

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2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 36,470 notes

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 82,559 notes
differentbutnotdissonant:

mashedpotatoturtle:

enjolrastopheles:

greencarnations:

dannyrandy:

"twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual"
i’m fucking crying

TWISTING CLASSICAL CHARACTERS LIKE DORIAN GRAY INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

Son, you might want to be sitting down for this one.

Dorian Gray was so gay the book was literally used as evidence in the author’s trial for sodomy. 

Bisexual. Dorian Gray was so bisexual.

differentbutnotdissonant:

mashedpotatoturtle:

enjolrastopheles:

greencarnations:

dannyrandy:

"twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual"

i’m fucking crying

TWISTING CLASSICAL CHARACTERS LIKE DORIAN GRAY INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

Son, you might want to be sitting down for this one.

Dorian Gray was so gay the book was literally used as evidence in the author’s trial for sodomy. 

Bisexual. Dorian Gray was so bisexual.

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 25,878 notes
One of my most triumphant moments was when we had to take a test in the 8th grade telling us what grade level we were reading at and I watched everyone go up to the teacher after it and he quietly told them their level and some of the were sad and some of them were like 'eh, that's not bad' and most of them didn't care. But anyways he called me up and said "We couldn't actually get one for you, because the test only goes up to 12th grade and you're beyond that". So I broke the system by reading.

Anonymous

queersherlockian:

that is fully rad!!!

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 14 notes

thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

2 hours ago on July 28th | J | 224,774 notes