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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 20,161 notes

turianbatman:

i like the redheads
4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 562 notes
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 99,894 notes

wide-worlds-joy:

fallingloki:

I love this statement, they are both totally correct.

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 101,548 notes

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 40,289 notes

iconic

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ikantenggelem:

Disney x Marvel -source-

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 2,340 notes

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 604,020 notes

luvloki19:

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 42,490 notes
Repost this anywhere
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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

aardwolfpack:

This is in case you didn’t know what I meant by "those colorful touch-screen monitors that every advanced civilization has."

WHAT????

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dean-the-fallen-pancake:

#doyouneedsomesaltforthatburn

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 4,780 notes
finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 291,370 notes

FINALLY SOMEONE GIFFED THIS

4 hours ago on July 24th | J | 67,745 notes