if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time
I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future
Don’t forget Celebrate Bisexuality Day on September 23rd! Reblog if you support bisexual people!
oH MY GOD BI DAY IS ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS WAS MADE TO BE
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
Season 3 didn’t go so well, Sam. Just saying.
The past month has been bleh, but hopefully I’ll be drawing more quality comics like this one in the near future.
WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.
LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER!
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
Wow, just wow. This size comparison chart of science fiction space ships.
I love how shit like Star Destroyers are like tiny compared to EVE Titans or even the fucking mothership from Independence Day. Fucking awesome chart.
Somewhere off to the side, Gurren Lagan’s spaceshiip form dwarfs everything here.
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
Michelle Obama 💁💯
and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing
^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…
SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!
AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!
I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government.
What the motherfuck.
Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.
*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?
WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS