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hey there! my name is Kristin. I generally just reblog things, but occasionally I post things. i am currently trying to remember to tag things, feel free to send me a message if you want me to tag for anything. all my personal posts are tagged under personal and my other rambles are tagged under "cassia loquit"
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acarunner:

1. Imagine Dragons - Radioactive 2. Creature Feature - Aim For The Head3. The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die4. Devlin - (All Along The) Watchtower Ft. Ed Sheeran5. Example - Midnight Run (Flux Pavilion Remix)6. Biffy Clyro - That Golden Rule7. Rise Against - Prayer Of The Refugee8. Linkin Park - Bleed It Out9. Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up)10. My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na11. Sick Puppies - You’re Going Down12. The Offspring - No Brakes

acarunner:

1. Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
2. Creature Feature - Aim For The Head
3. The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die
4. Devlin - (All Along The) Watchtower Ft. Ed Sheeran
5. Example - Midnight Run (Flux Pavilion Remix)
6. Biffy Clyro - That Golden Rule
7. Rise Against - Prayer Of The Refugee
8. Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
9. Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up)
10. My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na
11. Sick Puppies - You’re Going Down
12. The Offspring - No Brakes

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 18,598 notes

ricechex:

OK but think about how much fun it could be if Rudy went on vacation.

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1 day ago on September 1st | J | 31 notes
femme-and-furious:

fuhrerwarranty:





galactic-gal:




princessleathercock:





acceptmyawkwardness:




superspecialawesomeattack:




makeupbyjanny:




onlymakesusstronger:




jamesxfc:




As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.




yeah, guy here, top looks way better




You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.




Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?




No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.
And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”
But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.




This^




Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.
Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.
Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to
Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies
And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick







Omg thissssssss!

the first two comments literally made me laugh out loud because they answer as if someone asked for their opinion did someone ask for their opinion?

femme-and-furious:

fuhrerwarranty:

galactic-gal:

princessleathercock:

acceptmyawkwardness:

superspecialawesomeattack:

makeupbyjanny:

onlymakesusstronger:

jamesxfc:

As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.

yeah, guy here, top looks way better

You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.

Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?

No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.

And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”

But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.

This^

Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.

Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.

Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to

Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies

And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick

Omg thissssssss!

the first two comments literally made me laugh out loud because they answer as if someone asked for their opinion did someone ask for their opinion?

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 158,985 notes

mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

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moperson:

thehobbitdiaries:

vacuus:

The Chase Series

made by The Godmother (Mxi665)

Very cute!

oh my god Tony

oh my god bombur

OH MY GOD CLINT

OH MY GOD KIRK!

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 102,806 notes
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adeleja:

andrewducote:

sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

If I had a dollar for every time a musician made me feel like I’ve done nothing with my life, I’d be filthy, FILTHY rich.

WOW.

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 482,162 notes

Imagine this:
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.

Imagine this:
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.

Imagine this:
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.

Imagine this:
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.

Imagine this:
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.

'Reinventing Rescuing,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)
1 day ago on September 1st | J | 177,934 notes
vardaesque:


silvenhorror:

gerardandlindseyway:

onthesideoftheotters:

iamahendrocks:

This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.
Yes.
Really.

wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?
oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday



…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)

IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR

vardaesque:

silvenhorror:

gerardandlindseyway:

onthesideoftheotters:

iamahendrocks:

This is an eyeshadow called Nic Cage Raking Leaves On A Brisk October Afternoon.

Yes.

Really.

wow i love that eyeshadow you’re wearing, what’s it called?

oh just the nic cage raking leaves on a brisk october afternoon i bought yesterday

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…and this is basically why everyone should buy from Shiro. Did you know they also put candy in your order? They do. Like srsly. For reals. I got mine. I ate it. (the candy, not the eyeshadow)

IM CRYING THEY SELL BATCHES OF LIKE FIRST-TRY BLEND MAKEUP AND THEY’RE ALL JUST CALLED HERP DERP HURR DURR

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 112,512 notes
plays

insertawkwardhere:

leanin:

Watch These 4 Girls Destroy The Female Stereotype Like The Monsters They Are 

via Upworthy

These four amazing girls from the DC Youth Slam Team  give new meaning to the word “monster” just in time for Halloween. Tell ‘em girls. 

Look at all of the slam poetry videos

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 101,492 notes

allsoundsasscreed:

twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

Just an FYI.

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 520,808 notes

Proper Order of Almost Human Episodes

detjohnkennexlapd:

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Watched what I could in order with a friend this past weekend, and she had a great time (is totally hooked). I do think FOX did a huge disservice to the show by jumbling the order.

Self-contained stories =/= zero character development. 

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 3,387 notes

squifbarnes:

trustingguide:

thestrals-in-221b:

awizardinsideandout:

All know spells from Harry Potter

reblogging this for future reference.

this will become relevant at some point in my life or so help me

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 162,949 notes

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

orgasmichallucination:

pyjamazombie:

themasterofvillainy:

manisoke:

tevinter-is-coming:

Snow Queen (x)

heheheheheheheh

omg

Oglaf is the best

Fukken dwarves, jeez.

LESBIANS GET SHIT DONE

IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY

Lesbians and also dwarven inventors

I love Oglaf.  I even have the book :-)  I know that they plan to get back to the original story at some point in the near future, but I’m hoping that Grier shows up some more.  She’s the green-haired lady that first manages to satisfy the Snow Queen :-D  I wanted to get the Grier (who appears to be outright lesbian) book plate for my book, but they kept being sold out, so I got Vanka (who appears to be bisexual).

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 45,895 notes

all-about-nathanadrian:

I love these kind of useful beauty tips/images, they can be so helpful at times.

1 day ago on September 1st | J | 223,824 notes