#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
And we want it gay.
but when someone’s chloroforming you can’t you just hold your breath and pretend to pass out
Depends how long they hold it to you. In a panic, your body will naturally jerk and you’ll gasp in shock— especially if the attack is by surprise. It’s almost natural to inhale when something hits a face. Chloroform is also rather strong, so avoiding it takes effort. But if you’re a profuse band kid, you probably have lungs of steel and could do just that.
The United States Postal Service
"I’m not the kind of guy who got into this to be famous."
@KeahuKahuanui: @sinquawalls dougie impression of @tylerl_hoechlin #Wolfsbane
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.
But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL
the quiet love story that never was
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago.
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours.
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
Those women are doing a public service, Chris.